- We can open all our own jars.
- We can leave a motel bed unmade.
- We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
- If someone forgets to invite us to something they can still be our friend.
- If you are 34 and single nobody notices.
- We don't have to clean the house/apartment if the meter reader is coming.
- Car mechanics tell us the truth. (I wish)
- We can drop by and see a friend without having to bring a little gift.
- Your pals will never trap you with: So, notice anything different?
- We are totally unable to see wrinkles in our clothes.
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