All the world's a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed.
Sean O' Casey

Change is inevitable except from a vending machine.
Unknown

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business.
Tom Robbins

The voice in your heart says prayers. The voice in your head makes speeches.
Unknown

But deliver us from email. Amen
Unknown

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing sound they make as they go by.
Douglas Adams

He was so smooth he would talk his way out of a sunburn.
David Mamet from "Hiest"

MTV is the lava lamp of the 2000's.
Unknown

I could never get a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name.
Paula Poundstone

I am at two with nature.
Woody Allen

"Eddie would go"
A phrase commonly heard in Hawaii and the surfing community. Its origin comes from the heroic attempt of Eddie Aikan to save some fellow canoeists from their foundering canoe in huge seas off the cost of Oahu in 1978. Now when people are undecided about a tough decision, it's common to hear "Eddie would go."